May 2013
89 posts
Dowager Countess of Fandom and Stick Figures: I... →
flatbear:
I just had the sweetest, tiniest women come into the store. They were both easily in their eighties, hair done up in curls, matching outfits, an entire barrel of perfume each. I thought, okay, they think the old toy store is still in this building… AND THEN THEY SCHOOLED ME. I did not know…
taeomi:
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
The Hawkeye Initiative: Special Guest Edition: The... →
gingerhaze:
thehawkeyeinitiative:
I recently received an email from an anonymous fan sharing how she pulled a Hawkeye Initiative themed prank on her CEO to illustrate a problem with some artwork. My personal compliments to her and her accomplice on a mission well done; they perfectly took they perfectly took the concept of The…
This is MAGNIFICENT and HILARIOUS.
marblefacade:
its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
youarefuckingmajestic:
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
solar-beam:
Thank you for taking care of me all of my life Thank you for loving me and giving me strength and courage Thank you for believing in me and telling me to dream big Thank you for always supporting me throughout my journeys Thank you for giving me the only bed in the whole entire house to sleep on Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
DC Women Kicking Ass: Happy Mother's Day to the... →
dcwomenkickingass:
With all apologies to Dr. Seuss, a poem for Mother’s Day for the Moms of DC Comics.
There are Moms who are Queens
and Moms who make you scream
There are Moms who run family and farm
And Moms who aren’t afraid to strong arm
There are Moms who are protective
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I just found the gif that best describes my mental capacity at any given moment:
sassybluejudas:
Someone needs to pull the plug on Glee.
Just throwin that out there.
It’s going on for two more seasons. It hurts.